Quickdraw:
I suspect that everyone had a friend like this in High School and he was one big reason you never got to hang out with the "cool" crowd.
402:
This one just SCREAMS "Mr Humphries" on "Are You Being Served."
Nodrog_CRC:
Shirt: "I petted the rabbits, George"
NurseNoir:
"You march right back upstairs and change, young lady! No daughter of mine is going out in public dressed like that!"
Scouty:
Jack Nicholson is at it again!
weinerjew:
Bill Nye's voice off-screen:"It's cumulo-nimbus! It's water vapor! It's clouds! It's science! It's COOL!"
bugwber:
into a show on the Sci-Fi channel!
JoeCrow:
Trumpy, you do kinky things.
Geier:
This man will never be called "My Little Sauce Bernaise," "My Little Snuggle-Wuggums," or even "Captain Love-Rocket."
BuckFifty:
As Scott closed his eyes and waited for his big surprise, Mary quietly took the rancid fish out of her handbag...
Generik:
Turning the world on with his smile. Taking a nothing day, and suddenly making it all seem worthwhile. Spock: He's gonna make it after all.
Geier:
As the invisible giantess began to fade into view, the dwarf could only wonder, "Why does she wear only ONE...?"