Angel_Noir:
Note to self: clearly label shampoo and Kool Aid.
Angel_Noir:
"Day Fourteen, she seems confident that we are on the path back to civilization, but something tells me that Tori Spelling is as lost in this house as I am."
Angel_Noir:
A scene from the little known preventative children's film "The Great Pumpkin Should Have Used Protection, Charlie Brown."
Angel_Noir:
Sort of like "It's not Black. It's Bubonic."
Angel_Noir:
"This boat dates back to the Vikings." "Why does it have an outboard motor?" "Valhalla. Big watersking resort. Lets move on..."
Angel_Noir:
Jennifer Tilly and David Bowie prepare to land Apollo 11 on the moon on the next "Poorly Researched HBO Mini Series."
Angel_Noir:
"Trojan?" "Oil... can..." "Yeah, yeah. Lubricated." "Sweet!" *Wokka Chicka Wokka Chicka*
Angel_Noir:
It was always so embarrassing when wack DJs were busted by E_B_A's "That Ain't a Turntable You Scratchin' On Squad."
Angel_Noir:
"Roll that beautiful bean footage! Oh, my!" *Wokka Chicka Wokka Chicka*
Angel_Noir:
"Man! I love the Literalist Universe!"
Angel_Noir:
"Really, I don't mean to be a nuisance, but the thermostat... I mean, is this normal?"
Angel_Noir:
"See that, Clarence?" "What sir?" "George and Mary are role-playing again." "Should we be watching this?" "Shh! He's pulling out the ZuZu Petals body lotion!"