cappin_marvel:
As a teenager, I'm having enough troubles sorting out my emotions without you coming on to me like a drunken prom date!
TJgruffs:
Yeah, he's dead, Mulder, but watch what happens when I poke him here...
TJgruffs:
Don't get all sappy on me, Fox, I'm sick of the "sister got kidnapped" story.
windsong27:
Well, Muldur, your rap video was OK, but Michael Jackson you are not, which is fine because I don't want to partner with a child molester.
wd40:
...shrimp tofu... shrimp tater tots... shrimp pentecostals... shrimp patties... shrimp tacos... shrimp peanut butter...
TJgruffs:
White trash and aliens, is Mars in a social downfall? Next on Jerry Springer
teambanzai:
...no I'm serious watch, if I press just like this he'll moan A sharp.
windsong27:
Uh oh. Run for your life, Halle Barry has her driver's license back.
cappin_marvel:
Wow, these Fear Factor stunts just get more and more degrading!
windsong27:
This is the 1964 episode of The Dating Game when Wayne Newton appeared as a contestant.
ZaphodBeeblebrox:
"Deliver to Al's Fresh Meats"
ZaphodBeeblebrox:
"So if you see anything unusual, please call..." / "Hey, you're that guy from The Red Shoe Diaries, aren't you!" / "Please sir, this is very important..."
KIPPAGE:
Out of body experience gone awry...
windsong27:
OK, smile pretty for the camera. If you mug shot is going to be on every post office wall the least you can do is look good
windsong27:
Hello? Hello! Anybody home. Is this the Xena Warrior Princess Convention hospitality suite?
KayHanley:
I'd have to say he has 6 months to live. But then, I'm not a very good doctor.
windsong27:
This reminds me of the time we had our yearbook pictures taken in high school.
windsong27:
Obviously the same folks who took my high school picture didn't take Fox Muldur's