HoosierDaddy:
"Please, Tommy Lee, I'll do anything to get that video tape back."
SAMIAM779:
No, sweetheart, I meant store the HAND gun in the kitchen drawer... I don't even know how you fit a rifle in there.
SAMIAM779:
Goodnight sweetheart, maybe tomorrow night we'll find out if Harry Potter killed the bascillus, or if it ate him and spit out his bones. Sweet dreams...
Fliegenmaus:
Don't let this happen to you. Remember to stock up on tampons.
omdata:
Behind the scenes of "Growing Pains" with Joanna Kerns- actress, mother, crackhead.
KIPPAGE:
Next on Martha Stewart... Reality sets in...
omdata:
"National PTA. Thousands of resources for parents and teachers. Everychild. Onevoice."
MacTechG4:
"Get... Out!"
omdata:
"So, does the turtleneck hide my neck fat, or what?"
StimeySupertramp:
"Yeah, baby, take it off realll slooww..."
StimeySupertramp:
PUSH, MULDER... PUSH!!... BREATHE!!... I CAN SEE ITS HEAD!!
StimeySupertramp:
"So what if I'm {hiccup)... so what if I'm dru(hiccup)... so what if I'm drunk... I'm in the FB friggin' I!!"
shelbydodge:
Just an ordinary day for the Dell interns
StimeySupertramp:
"Hi... Thank you for calling 1-900-HOT-HOTT... My name is Candy... What are you wearing?"
CrustyUdder:
I wondered who made eye boogers.
KrisTM:
"Wait! A DQ that 'closes for the winter' will NEVER REOPEN!"
Tmsrvo:
Mulder: "No, Scully, you over-sceptical wench. You still don't know how to whistle."
Tmsrvo:
"Aha! Caption This! I love this site!"