Amon:
"Is that your hand, Steve?"
Amon:
Dr. Jones always had to be big man on campus.
rickubis:
Did you know that you can't smother a cockroach by holding its head in a cup of yogurt? I've been at this for 30 minutes and it's still moving.
Amon:
"The Vietnam War is *NOT* over! You hear me?!"
tinaw:
Dolores Claiborne admits: "I just didn't like the colors he was wearing that day!"
looseygooseyman:
"When youuu wish upon a staaa--CRUNCH!"
Amon:
"I have to admit, those are a bodacious set of ta-tas."
tinaw:
"Awww c'mon, now *that* cap was funny! Not even an LOL?"
Amon:
Gumby kidnapped!
superisabadword:
Pocket protector man repeats look. Ominous person becomes shadowy.
Datazoid1701:
At the DMV Mulder would not keep still for his driver's license picture. Now he will.
Storm_Hunter:
Oh no!!! My vagina has torn!!!
tomandcrow:
What olives???
KIPPAGE:
"Who put... dogshit in a... fiery paper bag... on my porch.. again... Spoooock help!"
Datazoid1701:
Robert Patrick as William Shatner in The Pajama Game.
Fliegenmaus:
Isn't using leeches a bit outdated, Scully?
SAMIAM779:
And in celebrity obituary, "Thing" from the Addam's Family commited suicide this morning, citing shame over his work in pornography
omdata:
The latest hot SNL sketch: "Protruding Brow Guy."