keogh:
Krycek phones another order to www.anotherunbelievablelastfuckingminutesaveformycharacter.com.
Amon:
"It's an intervention, Cancer Man. We think you smoke too much. That may be how you got that name. Just a thought."
Hippie:
Can't we just meet at the office? It's cramped in here. *They're repainting, Merle. *SMOKING MAN! Cancer Man, maybe. *You and your nickname fetish.
kelestra:
Damnit, Fox, I really am not in the mood to tell you a bedtime story.
Jazzsoda:
"Mulder, before I die I have to tell you... your real father was... was..." "Dad?" "No." "Cancer Man?" "No... Wilt Chamberlain." "The stilt?" "*nods*" "Bitchin!"
Hippie:
This conspiracy goes to the top, Skinner. *To Janet Reno? *Higher. *To Clinton? *No, that's too high. *To Gore? *You're warmer, but too high.
Amon:
"No seriously, Cancer Man. Your face looks like an old catcher's mitt. You might want to give the patch a try."
Billy_Zoom:
You have ten seconds to leave Hunter Thompson's property before he opens fire, meter-man or not.
DrSeruzawa:
Ralphie tries the BB Gun trick with a .357 magnum.
BOUTIT:
I REPEAT, I AM NOT PMSING!!!
BOUTIT:
Superintendent Chalmers finally gets rid of Principal Skinner
keyz88:
...well, at least my name isn't Michael and at least my car doesn't talk to me like KITT does... although Scully pushes it sometimes...
windsong27:
Dang it, right out here in the middle of nowhere & I have to meet a broken down poultry truck blocking the road.
KIPPAGE:
"It says fake nerve gas sir, and its hissing!"
Mr_Grant:
"How did Jennifer's panties get up there?"
Mr_Grant:
"Ever wonder why 'panties' is singular and plural? Now THAT'S an X-File."
Mr_Grant:
M. Emmet Walsh IS Kathy Bates IN "About Schmidt"
Mr_Grant:
L: vaguely Amanda Tapping. R: a little Richard Dean Anderson around the ears.