delany:
*snickers and thinks* Man! When I leave this show it's really gonna suck!
looseygooseyman:
"I don't know what happened! I just put the hamburger cassarole in the microwave and then BLAM-O!"
KIPPAGE:
"PULL... MY... FINGER!"
muffinboy:
"The truth was up my nose. See!"
KIPPAGE:
oO"They said Scully was good... but I never figured...."Oo
KIPPAGE:
"Can you hear me now Major Tom?"
KirkShatner:
Mulder debates taking the last donut, fully knowing that he'll incur Skinner's wrath if he does.
muffinboy:
"Why, yes, I CAN give you quotes from other companies."
imwalrus:
Captain Buzz gave the crew a whole new meaning to "full moon."
looseygooseyman:
oO" Hey, my steering wheel smells funny!"Oo
looseygooseyman:
"All right soldier, point to your hat!----Good job!"
jlinhrst:
"I'll tell you why I won't love you... Your singing sucks, and I don't appreciate your less-than-tactful lyrics."
looseygooseyman:
"Scully, using my FBI trained senses I deduce that the way out of this building is over there! Under that exit sign!"
wd40:
Virginia Beach is oddly vacant today.
wd40:
No, it's not paying off. It's a dollar bill changer, not a slot machine.
cappin_marvel:
We haven't been as particular about our personal hygiene since the probe, eh, Agent Scully?
cfr23:
Sorry... A doctor would be right with you, but our ER now stands for "Eventual Response"
cfr23:
It's ok if it's your first time...