TTrinity:
"Scully, you ready to pump out those Uber-Scullys, aren't you?"
MrZyzyk:
Spiderman demonstrates his flexibility
MrZyzyk:
"Duh. Mulder, just shut the hell up before you let everyone know how truly stupid you are." "Yes, Scully." (Mulder silently plots revenge!)
hippy8:
Mulder!!! That kiss tasted AWFUL!!!
rminor:
"Looks like you're about 9 inches shy of being my next boyfriend."
hotbrunette:
Looks like O.J. Simpson was in the neighborhood...
hairfairy:
Dang it, we don't usually see women like you 'round here... you got all your teeth.
Amon:
"There's a quatraine about this. It goes 'The three brothers from the woods. Into the great civilization they ride. Pox upon the law.'"
LauraPower85:
"Quit pressing your face up against the glass!" "Glass?" "Oh, sorry..."
evildisneyguy:
Dave, nice kiddie porn collection there... can I join ya in a jack-off session?
LauraPower85:
Mulder knows little of Scully's wild side. For one, she's an avid Blondie fan.
LauraPower85:
Mulder searches for the truth, even the mundane truths. "Hello? Is this 867-5309? So this IS a real number..."
LauraPower85:
Trying to shed the image Alien gave her, Sigourney gains 30 pounds and grows hair.
Bojin:
Simon says: Hands up!
LauraPower85:
Cigarette Smoking man haunts local Applebees.
LauraPower85:
~\o Wake me up, before you go-go, got me hangin' here like a yo-yo ~\o
MrZyzyk:
"Shut up, you baby, it's not for you, it's for ME!"
LauraPower85:
"What the... not on the car, Mulder! Do it behind a bush or something!"