LauraPower85:
Mulder: the loser high school years.
Smoker6:
(fart noises) "Can somebody hand me a magazine?"
Smoker6:
Using nuclear power for the stage spotlights was cheap, but having to replace the actors once a week was starting to wear on the Community Theatre's budget.
ddelony:
John Ritter. Proof of extraterrestrial life!
Smoker6:
Ummm... Paradise By the Dashboard Lights?
LauraPower85:
The only silver lining in his life was his daily spongebaths.
Smoker6:
"It looks like some sort of portal, Jim!"
Smoker6:
McCaughlly Culkin, age 35.
Mr_Grant:
~Mulder, there's no alien involvement here. Clearly, cats scratched this screen door. ~That's what they WANT you to think!
gleeb:
The tests are conclusive. The potato salad has been sitting out too long.
gleeb:
Some people enjoy butterscotch candy way too much.
Phantosmos:
As a teenager, Skeletor had frequent trouble finding a good date.
gleeb:
It's the peppermints! They keep threatening to kill me if I tell... they're here aren't they?
Mr_Grant:
Bumper sticker: "How's My Billy Bob-ing? Call 1-800-YEE-HAWW"
Mr_Grant:
Today's voyeurism is sponsored by Windex™
gleeb:
Gotta go sit down for a bit. I nearly had a facial expression.
AlanPartridge:
I'm telling you I'm not pregnant, I've been up all night drinking Budweisers.
falcol242:
Awwww! You must be mistaking me for someone who cares!