Phantosmos:
"What are you staring at Scully?" "Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch....Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!"
HearseLover:
"My water just broke all over your brand new upholstery."
napalm3001:
So this is what it feels like to live in Maryland
Phantosmos:
It was only at that moment that Scully truly understood why females stay out of Porky's.
hairfairy:
and when you awake... you won't remember this incident at all
Phantosmos:
Roger Corman presents: "Barn of the Leather Sex Midgets."
Phantosmos:
"You can't fool me, chief. Your mullet says your lying."
HearseLover:
"Guess I'd better hit the ground runnin' in my new Ford truck."
Phantosmos:
"Hey, I resent that Scully! I'm too celibate? Look who's talking fancy pants!"
Amon:
I bet he's dreaming of lollipops. Mutant, flesh-eating lollipops, but lollipops nevertheless.
Anatotitan:
"Wow, the folks in this town sure are short."
Amon:
What's that crazy batboy up to now? Whatever it is, I bet he gets back on the cover of the Weekly World News again!
Phantosmos:
"I know Mulder, that bed spring is touchy... AHH! Oh, I mean, hello."
LauraPower85:
Man, my ass stinks. Well, time to make the doughnuts.
LauraPower85:
After the 10th drop and the frightening of dozens of children, the men thought maybe a new coffin-wagon would be a good idea
Smoker6:
"FINE! I'll just take my ball and LEAVE!!!"
Smoker6:
Ok, we get it. You don't believe in UFO's, extraterrestrial, the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, or fat-free yogurt. Now stop STARING!!!
LauraPower85:
Copycat: The Indiana Jones Story