Tsunade:
Now don't talk to my dad about politics, sex, or sports, and make sure Mom thinks you love her apple pie.
Tsunade:
Oh man... did I ever get wasted last night... Where's Skinner?
LauraPowers85:
It's breathtaking the way the sunlight hits your bald spot.
RedDemon:
Back to Drunken Bowling... If Steve can make this 7-10 split without puking all over himself it'll be a miracle...
MightyQuinny:
Mercifully, her brain killed itself rather than have her continue on in this movie.
porpoise:
Capper calisthenics.
Laurie2K:
"Yes, Saturn. You should be worried. I have no problem with accumulating power through the digestion of lesser lives."
Xexus:
"We need more Viagra..." ... "Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?"
psk2178:
WEDGIE!!!
happy_fun_ball:
Since when is Scully a rave-going heroin dealer?
Dragonstud:
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank 2: The place gets transferred into the real world, and only Aram Fingal can stop their criminal influence.
RatFacedMike:
Come on Metamucil, work your magic!
mrv3000:
"But I don't wanna give up my blankie!"
hillbillynursee:
Ok now... breathe in, breathe out, breathe in... What's next?!?
klutzka:
DAMN! If I could only think of the Yiddish word for bedbug!
KIPPAGE:
A No-Doz victim
KIPPAGE:
"What little boys?"
Jaimz:
I'm telling you the truth Scully. I saw Big Foot riding on the Loch Ness monster's back while being chased by a UFO! You NEVER believe me!