lil_amish_boy:
"My career is doing much better than Duchovny's, nyah! nyah! nyah!"
davey23:
"Ron Popeil, junk product billionare, was killed today when his Pocket Fisherman malfunctioned..."
pearliepie1:
Muldur? I just saw my future and it's scary. For the next 8 years I'm going to work in this series doing stark poses & making pointless remarks.
lil_amish_boy:
It's murky, grainy, smoky and out of focus. Must be the early 90's.
KIPPAGE:
"Don't squash it Scully... it could be... 'One Of Them...'!"
KIPPAGE:
"...and that's how I believe they get Crest toothpaste in the tube!"
KIPPAGE:
*Insert Jaws theme music here*
hippy8:
da, da, cha cha cha. da, da, cha cha cha...
rminor:
.o0O Wow, I never knew Cheerios were really donut seeds...
macmullet:
Yes. I am as constipated as I look.
rminor:
COPS is filmed on location...
gleeb:
In this outfit, you gotta EARN sleeves!
HearseLover:
"Man, she stinks."
HearseLover:
Gas rises.
HearseLover:
"Ooh, no more afternoon catnip."
HearseLover:
Fear of your shadow gone too far.
SpiritZombie:
"You know Scully, sometimes you can be a real cadaver-hogger!"
HearseLover:
"Either you change these curtains, or you're a dead man!"