BuckFifty:
Not being one to 'take the hint' Bobby asks, "So does a swift kick in the nuts mean 'yes' or 'no'?"
Geier:
Whispering: "Psst! Hey Deforest: I HATE it when they use a blow-up doll of Shatner for the publicity stills!" "Yeah, Mr. Big-Shot can't be BOTHERED!"
BuckFifty:
The senior members of the crew catch a young ensign masturbating in the turbo lift. *knock knock* "What's going on in there?" "Um, NOTHING!"
Geist:
Another sad case of "Grizzled Old Prospector" syndrome. Consarnit!
animebabe:
"Captain. I think I'm turning Japanese.. I really think so."
GlitterRock:
"Dammit, Nimoy, stop saying CUT! I'm the director this time!"
monkola:
When Angels Attack!
Geist:
"Friends, Romulans, countrymen, lend me your ears..."
GlitterRock:
Friends, Romans, countrymen, I come to bury Shatner, not to praise him..."
TVPG_DLV:
"I thought you said the Pon Farr cycle hit TODAY! You lousy Vulcan BASTARD!"
790:
Alexander Courage. Sounds like a serial from the 30's.
144b:
There's the mother logo protecting the baby logo.
TVPG_DLV:
"duhhh... Warp 2?"
Amon:
Tonight! For One Show Only: Shatner and Kelley in... Flashdance!
Amon:
Kids always feel awkward the first time they go to a dance...
animebabe:
.oO(C'mon 3 bars... c'mon... BIG MONEY!!)
Amon:
"Are they still there? I'll just take a peek and see if anyone caps this picture..."
vaelyn:
"When is the Last Train to Clarksville?"