"Star Trek Page 3 (1999)"






The_Unknown_Capper:
It was the best of Trek... It was the worst of Trek.


Amon:
"Uhura, open hailing frequencies." / (Banging head on console) "I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!!!"


Occupant:
The pirate alphabet: Ar! Aye! Oh!


Geier:
The tepidity of their passion smoldered with the lukewarm intensity of a thousand moist towelettes.


Amon:
"There, there, Jimmy. Maybe Santa will bring you a Radio Flyer next year."


Amon:
And a rousing chorus of "Row Row Row Your Boat" echoes thru the ship...


Revive:
That's two blue uniforms right next to each other. I call foul.


amycamus:
The Plywood Theatre presents William Shatner in "The John Belushi Story..."


Tonya_Harding:
oo/"I'd like to teach the world to sing. In perfect harmony."\oo


LMAO:
And for no reason, the Zeon pig breaks into a rousing tap dance.


Beedo:
"Getcher filthy paws off me, ya damn dirty...." "CUT!"


Drizzt_DoUrden:
No!!! Not Nazi Paparazzi!!!


CaveDweller:
"I will NOT pick up the soap!"


Amon:
"Yeah. Open THIS, Jimmy-Boy!"


Tonya_Harding:
Mr. B Unnatural


Tonya_Harding:
"Do you want a sugar cube, Dull Eyes?"


LMAO:
"I don't want to hear no excuses. It's pon farr season."


Geier:
More of Kirk's little dress-up sex games: "Rand refused to submit, too, ensign, and you haven't seen HER around here in years, have you? Think about it..."



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