GersonK:
"Honestly, Captain, is that really why they call them humpback whales?"
Mr_Grant:
The Warren Commission said Kennedy was shot from behind. Yet we clearly see the skull exploding from the front.
amycamus:
o/~"There's got to be a morning after..."
Milleni_Amon:
"Get down here, Spock. The Starfleet manual clearly states that in the event of a water landing, the First Officer can be used as a flotation device."
UnReality:
Noah, having neglected to build an Ark, asks God for a do-over.
amycamus:
But with a short, strong blast of air, the whale expels the golf ball from it's blow-hole.
Milleni_Amon:
"I've never seen anybody who can twirl in opposite directions before. That's terrific!"
amycamus:
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
GersonK:
And sometimes a 500 mile long cigar is just a 500 mile long cigar. In most cases though, it's firey death from above.
Shattered:
Why do they call it "Paramount" when there's only one mount?
GersonK:
o/~ Kim Cattrall! Kim Cattrall! I can't remember the lyrics to Crow's song about Kim Cattrall!
Christfishstory:
I have a dresser made of kurtwood. It's very durable.
Gypsy64:
It's never a good idea to fondle the ravioli.
matrix29:
*Nimoy sings* "Bilbo Baggins lives in a hole. Lives down deep where a rabbit wouldn't go. Bilbo... Bilbo Baggins..."
YingYang:
"You think you can replace me with some other over-actor? I'd like to see you try..."
MXMXigeous:
"I have fallen in my place and cannot restore myself without thine assistance!"
YingYang:
"Was this pile of rocks out here before we went to bed last night, Josh?" "No Mike, they sure weren't... Hold me!"
Daleman:
20 pounds, guv'nr, same as downtown.