IllegalityGirl:
He must be allergic to credits
Geier:
"Notice how, even near-catatonic, she instictively hikes up her skirt. I'm afraid it's definite, then, Captain: She's a slut."
TGoodchild:
"It just sez General Protection Fault, Keptin!"
Vendebar:
"Don't you pout at me, you Red Commie bastard!"
YingYang:
"Dude, she was the best lay I ever had..." "Dammit, Chapel, I don't need to know that!"
TGoodchild:
"That's quite a set of nacelles ye've got there, lass!"
TGoodchild:
While Kirk's 'Caveman Gork, Captain of the Starship' skit was quite hilarious, Sulu was distracted by the incoming Klingon torpedoes.
Caramel:
Another FemBot bites the dust
YingYang:
Vodka and Flintstone chewable tablets make a bad combination...
Geier:
While the others looked away modestly, Spock couldn't help but stare in fascination as the Captain pumped his hips and shouted "TAKE it, you electronic b*tch!"
Geier:
"Urinalysis, Spock?" "Sir?!?" "I said, 'Your analysis, Spock?'!" "Oh, *ahem* of course, sir."
Generik:
o/ The smell of Yoeman Rand... o/
TGoodchild:
"Gentlemen, we will continue to seek out strange, new worlds, and see if they have any hot chicks on them."
TGoodchild:
"Just a routine Jeffries tube inspection, lassie." "Scotty, my warp core is melting!"
Geier:
"Yes, Scotty, it's... uhm... very impressive. But I don't see how it will help us defeat the Klingons, at the moment, so you can put it away now."
YingYang:
He's humping her leg like a horny dog with no testicles...
BuckFifty:
**BURP** "C'mon, lass... an extra 20 shillings an' I get to use the whole chicken..."
Amon:
"But look! Ah jus got mah teeth cleaned!"