adamient:
Shannon Doherty's comeback as Barbarella, with co-star Pink in the sidekick role
wd40:
Nobody move, or the female impersonator gets it!
PrezGAR:
"Is it illogical that we are more popular at the Cap-Page board then on Caption This!?"
Agent_Moldy:
And now, a terrible reenactment of the famous "Jesus vs. Santa Claus" battle.
Agent_Moldy:
Nice try, honey, but nobody out-sluts J-Ho. Nobody.
adamient:
Nurse - your hair is mussed and your bullet-bra is off-kilter.. did you get some from the captain?
Farfegnoogan:
"Whoops! Heh, I put him in the microwave. I thought it was an MRI. Ah well..."
Farfegnoogan:
The salmonella poisoning hit everybody on ship from eating the Vulcan fried chicken.
adamient:
Feigning interest in the captain's tall tales, Nurse Chapel continues to vie for a promotion.
Farfegnoogan:
*ptooey* *ding*
jlinhrst:
Okay, now how does THIS grapple make you feel?
adamient:
Time travel gone awry lands Kirk at a Deadhead gathering in 1993.
Xengal:
"Hey baby-! I only patted your ass as a compliment!" "Doctor, I think we might have been mistaken bringing the Captain along on this diplomatic mission..."
ericb321:
It's no use -- he's asleep.
cappin_marvel:
"That's no banana, Doctor!" - "I am happy to see you, Yeoman!"
ericb321:
Uhura -- underwear today, or no?
adamient:
The hallway urinator strikes again! Bwahahaha!
Xengal:
"Oh.. so you don't think I'll do it huh?!! You don't think I'm crazy enough to do it huh?!! Dammit, look! -I stole and am wearing this red shirt on purpose!!!"