Racerex:
K-Tel Records presents "The Greatest Hits of Bobbie Gentry"
KIPPAGE:
Yes, I'm the Big Head... you're what??"
TheDiva:
"This will never work out, I'm from a parallel... oh hell, I could never turn down something this fine..."
TheDiva:
*Kirk, off camera* "Finally, I've got something to send to America's Funniest Home Videos!"
jlenhart26:
Quick guys! Turn on the Sci-Fi Channel, theres some dumb brunette looking... wait a minute!
KirkShatner:
Damnit, my soap's supposed to be on and it's being pre-empted with this stupid broadcast of the ship's mutiny.
pearliepie1:
It turns out that the alien girl has a penchant for buying things on QVC. Fortunately QVC doesn't take Intergalatic Express Card.
Forkgirl:
No matter how long he stayed in the tanning bed, Spock always came out looking pasty.
Forkboy:
Um... er... Count Spockula?
klutzka:
First officer Betty Rubble reorting for duty, sir.
CrazyBob:
Is that a belaying pin in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?