bargainbrandbeing:
"Take her. We have no use for barely dressed perky females."
bargainbrandbeing:
"You two walking circles around me for a reason? What is this... musical Spock?
JurassicPork:
Sarek recovers nicely after being told that he'd be pressed into service years later in three STAR TREK movies...
JurassicPork:
"Why, you green-blooded bastard! Nurse Chapel does *not* have crabs!"
zombiewoof68:
During breaks, Nimoy entertained the crew with his impromptu Fred MacMurray impressions.
TheDiva:
"So I said, let them eat cake! Stupid peasants, what are they going to do about it?"
KIPPAGE:
"Hi Lieutenant... I'm really an escaped gigolo/rapist! Bwa Ha Ha Ha Haaa!"
kendrick:
I told you not to use that off brand hair coloring product!
AlanPartridge:
Say what Bones? Say what Bones? Ehhh?
TheDiva:
Always knew Kirk was an exhibitionist.
tic_toc:
Dracula goes big...
tic_toc:
Don't worry! My silver underwear will only attract attention. I will probably end up getting kidnapped, but go, you're the hero.
TheDiva:
"Come on! You're not honestly turning down THIS fine specimen of masculine virility, are you?"
tic_toc:
My God, it's your parents! Don't move, maybe we'll blend into the backround.
TheDiva:
Poor thing! Suffering Shat's attentions is one thing, but having to hear him sing as well... pure torture.
PrezGAR:
Twenty Quatloos, same as in town.
TheDiva:
Special Guest Villian: Ming the Merciless
TheDiva:
Uhura panics when she realizes she's the closest thing to a Red Shirt on the planet.