klutzka:
Please, Captain, don't make me do this! I know I'm a cyborg, but it's still unnatural.
TheDiva:
Look at all the Red Shirts! It's like an alien buffet!
pharmelink:
Man, that ensign has a nice butt!
LongLiveRock:
Jim, what is the whole point of Chekov anyway?
TyranosaurisRex:
All I'm getting is this really weird sounding opera. I think it's by Phillip Glass.
lil_amish_boy:
Find the Starship in the Pizza Contest
TheDiva:
Poor Dr. McCoy is insecure about his breasts.
The_Seer:
"Hey lady, watch where you put that hand." "Bones, shut up."
The_Seer:
Bones saves a sleeping Kirk from one of those creatures from "The Mummy."
The_Seer:
"My god Jim, are those actual tears?" "No, I was... uh, peeling onions. Yeah, that's the ticket."
karsynogyn:
"So then the waiter says 'shhh, everyone will want one'." "Hahahha! Oh, Spock, you card!"
The_Seer:
"Did everyone hear that bell?"' "Yes Captain, and we all know that means an angel got his wings."
Humoriste:
Wardrobe!!! Get this man a red shirt!!!
y_u_i_otta:
"Vutt knockersss!"
The_Seer:
"That's him. That's the fan I told to 'get a life'."
Buffoon:
Dick Cheney at the latest Cabinet meeting...
The_Seer:
"Oh no, he can't be dead. Come back to us, Dave Thomas!"
Humoriste:
Wait until you meet Dr. Mengele - oh I see you already have...