twilight23:
McCoy just can't get enough of Uhura's comely navel
elKapitan:
I hate it when the Starburst dribbles out...
Phanto5692:
Kirk's been saved by the Legion of the Blue Pajamas.
elKapitan:
"I am gonna stare the hell outta that yeoman..."
Phanto5692:
"Captain, you've had enough." "No, just one more Ginger Ale, just one more! I can handle it."
AlanPartridge:
o/ You've lost that lovin feelin, whoa that lovin feelin o/
EndlessBlue:
o/ "Only Youuuu...." o/
NurseNoir:
o/^ Lucy! in the skyyyyyyyyyyyy... with *DIAMONDS*!!!! o/^
EnochF:
o/ "Isn't it rich, isn't it queer? Losing my timing this late in my career... Where are the clowns? There's gotta be clowns..." o/
rickubis:
So, Sulu kept saying "Hikaru... Hikaru." So, I told him to breath into a paper bag, and they'd probably stop. Thank you, you're beautiful. I'm here all week.
Generik:
Every December, the whole family would gather around and decorate the Christmas illusion.
bargainbrandbeing:
"Let me just check my Bad Guy Sensor - wow look at that!"
EndlessBlue:
Starfleet presents: Chorus Line
The_Seer:
Reaction after Hitler walked into the room wearing nothing but boxers.
The_Seer:
"Free ice cream for the first Nazi that brings me the head of Indiana Jones."
KIPPAGE:
"Just sign the Wendys Hamburger Charter over to me... I'll take care of everything..."
y_u_i_otta:
"Hey, I only ask for one lousy weekend off in seven years!"
darkchashy:
...and the posture pals were flown in to investigate, only to discover that this mission had thrown a curve, sitting posture!