TeekieT:
"Scotty, you really suck at Tron... You are supposed to destroy the motorcycles not avoid them. Here let me show you... don't give me that look, you big Baby..."
Generik:
"You guess what's in my hand first." "No, YOU guess what's in MY hand first." "No, YOU." "Huh uh. YOU."
sxyredhead:
Spock has once again insisted the ladies in mini-skirts sit up front because of POLITENESS!
teambanzai:
Damn looks like the red shirt next to Uhura has already died.
teambanzai:
Wakes are very illogical, a party is thrown for you on the one day they know you can't attend.
Generik:
"I'll just mix that no-talent Mike Nesmith right out of this whole friggin' album..."
gleeb:
o/nobody knows the trouble I seen/ nobody knows but Sarek o/
wd40:
One for all and all for one! ... All at once or one at a time?
DarkOracle:
"Is that a Tribble on your head, or are you just happy to see me?"
UnReality:
"Okay, okay. Can I *please* fondle your titties? Is that better?"
adsinfinitum:
Tonight on "Laugh-In"- Jane Fonda!
BurkeDevlin:
"I swear, I could get a monkey to repair those warp engines faster than that ham-handed, ten-thumbed Mr.... He's right behind me, isn't he?"
MrAtomik:
"Spock, I swear to you, Scotty is stalking me" - door opens - "See?!"
adsinfinitum:
"Spock- it's my turn to DJ!" "No one wants to hear Lucy in the Sky again, Jim." "I'll be the judge of that!"
SarekGrL:
The two circle each other, each trying to distract his opponent's gaze. Staring contests should never be used to decide who captains a ship...
wd40:
She was just a figment of our sick and twisted imaginations, gentlemen, and let's just leave it at that.
DarkOracle:
....will have elapsed since Shat last smarmed...
rickubis:
"There's a zero in the sec field." "Damnit. I hate having no secs."