UnReindeerality:
"So then he says, 'That's not a knife. THIS is a knife'!" "Yes, Captain, fascinating story. Tell it again and I WILL kill you."
Interocitor:
Kirk's victory in the onion-slicing contest is certain as, ironically, Spock gets teary-eyed.
TheDiva:
Next time, Captain, can I play Frodo? Pleeeeeeease?
TyranosaurisRex:
Shat is caught off guard about an hour before shooting starts without make up.
The_Seer:
They knew Grampa had gone senile by the fact that he would spontaneously make VROOM VROOM noises.
Cynical_Satan:
Damn you Nyquil!
lil_candy_cane:
Napping Kirk. Available at Toys-R-yecch!
The_Seer:
"Your granddaughter is here to give you your sponge bath."
TyranosaurisRex:
Captain, the next shipment of Depends is not due for 4.375 days
Archris:
"Sweety! You have to get me out of this nursing home! I think that the nurse is stealing all my money!"
Amon:
"A One-a and a Two-a..."
TyranosaurisRex:
I'm just an old country doctor that can't write prescriptions of viagra out fast enough in this episode.
LongLiveRock:
Kirk walks into Uhura's room, Hey Zulu Voodoo woman wanna go steppin' *SLAP*
The_Seer:
"You want these breasts? Come over here and get 'em."
Amon:
Even at this advanced age, Kirk still has to fight off the women. And the senile old men, it would seem...
The_Seer:
"Really, I'm too old for bondage and other kinky forms of sex."
LongLiveRock:
To stop Chekov's bedwetting, they got Peter Graves to annoy him by talking about Biography
Amon:
What would a Trek episode be without the gratuitous shot of Kirk's crotch?