AlanPartridge:
The Cannibal Lesbians feed Kirk until he's nice and juicy tender.
Enapov:
Forget what Gene said, Just give me the fucking cigarette!
teambanzai:
Well this have given me the chance to find out just how good I am in the sack and let me tell you I AM GREAT IN BED! What? I am but you were horrible.
Beedo:
In this corner: The Android Annihilators!
teambanzai:
Rosebud was his sled? I thought it was a nickname for his girlfriends... er, nevermind. Sled huh? Damn.
IMissMST3K:
"And as we travel through the colon... hey, you, Cap'n Kirk... we're walking, we're walking, we're NOT stopping..."
slann_mage777:
Yeah he looks like a freak, but he's great at finding termites.
lil_amish_boy:
Someone here is suffering from "Short man's disease" Get Shat a baby aspirin.
teambanzai:
Doctor Kury remember to use the door to Les Nesmans office.
MSTzilla:
"Whoooa Scotty! I caught a glimpse of the monster. Zip up your fly."
gleeb:
"I needn't fear. I'll kill them and feed for several days. Oh hell, I said that out loud, didn't I?"
Generik:
"Calista? Yeah, I was gettin' her from behind, like *this,* and all of a sudden I squeezed, and I just heard the worst snap..." "She's one bony fuck, Jim."
EnochF:
"Okay... okay, let me get this straight... Enterprise is set *before* the original Star Trek, but the Klingons still have the head ridges and stuff... okay..."
UpSky2:
One hates satin, the other loves leather. One uses hair dye, the other one doesn't. One is solemn, the other smirking. Why don't they get together!???
The_Seer:
"Captain, do you get the feeling that we are being watched?"
cambria36:
Spock attempts to insert "Deep Throat" video tape into wall. Space fatigue, I suppose.
UpSky2:
Let's see if this stud finder works through this plaster... aha, there's a stud detected here. Unless its emanations from the Captain, that is.
KIPPAGE:
"I'm not gonna get laid in this episode... Am I?"