Loodvig:
"Every day, it's the same thing. 'Bones, beam down here with the v.d. remedy'. Sheesh..."
alexgariepy:
Leonard McCoy does some stand-up comedy!
alexgariepy:
No, captain! Don't! I love my meatloaf! Don't shoot it!
bugwber:
The Easter Peeps form a union.
Amon:
"I should have given into you a long time ago, Nurse Chapel."
Generik:
"Captain, according to my mind-melding, everybody's moving, everybody's grooving, baby." "Funky little Shat!" "Shut UP, Bones!"
alexgariepy:
The Teletubbies without their heads on... *shudder* I can't believe there're humans inside.
Amon:
"Jim! You know that e-mail that was floating around about a woman masturbating with a lobster, and giving birth to thousands of mud puppies? Well, it's TRUE!"
Generik:
"Look, if you're going to kiss me, kiss me now. I don't have all night, and my dad will be pissed if we stand here on the porch too long."
alexgariepy:
*squinting* Is that a ship, or a G.I. Joe pistol?
Generik:
"Ow! Damn Altarean mosquitoes!"
Generik:
Viva Space Vegas! Ann-Margaret is about to find out the secret to a Secret Asian man!
Amon:
"We are the Metrons."
Generik:
Tammy Faye Bakker has a spot in her outdoor chapel for YOU!
BitShifter
Bones sees the script for Star Trek V...
Itzart:
"Preparing to recieve incoming signal, Captain." "You better believe it, Spock."
animebabe:
Mild surprise or extreme horniness? YOU make the call.
Lanzman:
Having wandered into Bloods territory, one of the Crips hides behind a pile of crack.