RGrant:
Bob, how long do we have to hold up these pillars? / Not til the boss says we can leave.
RGrant:
In the future, fashion will once again lean toward cut-off sweatshirts and motocross helmets.
girly_girl:
"Please, Captain. Have a seat." "No, Marcus, I insist that you have the seat." "I'm the host, and I insist that you take the chair." "I can stand here all day."
girly_girl:
No, no, Bill. Move in front of the painting before doing the publicity photo.
girly_girl:
Lt. Uhura is catching up on her sewing while it's not her scene.
Nocturnal_Walker:
"Scotty, for the love of God, HIT THE BRAKES!!"
chick3pea:
In the name of the Father, Son, and the...
Jiveguy5:
Leave to Captian Kirk to find space sluts.
chick3pea:
Are you REALLY a doctor?
Jiveguy5:
I didn't know Spock was in Joesph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat.
CapMidnight:
"Greetings, Captain. We are the Starfleet Interior Decoration Engineers." "First--this indirect transporter lighting simply /must/ go!!"
CapMidnight:
"...so then, the Vulcan bartender told the Romulan customers, 'That is most illogical!'!" oO(Geez, that joke was /so/ funny, right up until the /punch line/.)
CapMidnight:
"Mis-terr Spock! Ah cannae control when the movies begin or end!" "I am aware of that, Mr Scott... but we need these /special parts/ to make our robot friend."
teambanzai:
I double dog dare you to go tell your Martin Luther King story to Spock again.
AntiChristmas:
"It's called a restraining order, Captain."
Generik:
"Captain, I respectfully request that the Tally Man come and tally me banana. Daylight come, and me wan' go home."
Soozcat:
Smarm and Smarmer.
AntiChristmas:
"BOTH hands off of your lap please, Kirk... geez..."