Datazoid1701:
Kid-tossing! We found something enjoyable that won't upset PETA!
windsong27:
"So tell me again, Babs, what's in it for me?" Simple, Charlie. You rob the bank, stash the loot, & let me retrieve it when it's safe. For that, you get an 'atta boy.'
posthumous:
Huckleberry Finn attempted Niagra and was never seen again
posthumous:
Joe Bob returned to the site of his abduction in hopes of getting gang-probed again.
cappin_kirk:
Although I am but a humble pool boy, my mom says I am really the son of the governor of CallyFornieYuh.
Labash:
As any good Englishman would say... 'here's your bloody necklace m'lady!"
Datazoid1701:
I plan to fill my girth out to here by next year. Low carbs my big fat ass! I'm on the Ted Kennedy Eat It Diet.
TMBG:
If she doesn't get off my shoulder I'm gonna SNAP!
windsong27:
So like you paid your own way to college. Sucker, you should have applied for free affirmative action grants like we did.
TMBG:
That's right BEEEEE-YOTCH! You like it rough!
windsong27:
Well, it sure doesn't come up to par with the Spice Channel, but watching granny undress will do in a pinch.
KIPPAGE:
"Get your hand off of my... Quit that!"
ed_209:
"I can't believe that black coral snake bit you right on the penis!" "Wh-what the doctor say?" "He said to suck the poison ou... He said you gonna die, man."
Amon:
"I'm up to 5 now. 5 nipples... 1 more and you will be my bitch."