UpSky2:
Man is this a weird men's room. All I did was use the thing and push the handle... awesome, dude.
fushi:
So what does it take to get you girls in a threesome?
fushi:
OK, I'm in the kitchen... Now what?
da_upstart:
Barney Fife secretly explains to Detective Friday how he believes Sherrif Andy Taylor killed Opie while out fishing...
fushi:
The first episode of "Cops"
fushi:
No no, you idiot. You don't shoot the lions. Stop improvising!
fushi:
I don't even know why we HAVE an office ninja
The_Seer:
"I'm a huge rock star in Germany. Impressed?" "Uh, not really."
The_Seer:
After "NYPD Blue" was finally cancelled, Dennis Franz found himself spending all his spare time feeding the pigeons in the park.
The_Seer:
"Uh, I don't care if you work out every day. I'm STILL not impressed."
The_Seer:
Must be a real distant Osmond cousin.
keyz88:
Happy that her Actors Screen Guild contract does not require "closeups" with her & the Hasselhoff...
Locdog07:
Great. The movie has mildew.
Critic_3000:
Wow, Orville Reddenbachar really has seen better days...
Critic_3000:
Ok how does this feel? No? Here?
Critic_3000:
Quit fondling that Butterball turkey!
Datazoid1701:
The Iranian Air Force will accept anyone, even if you wear two eye patches. But, of course, you have to provide your own seeing-eye dog.
Datazoid1701:
SAAAAAAAFE!