GHOSTDOG:
Mr. UPS Man! I want to do it, do it right here and now! You know, sign your manifest.
GHOSTDOG:
Son... I would like to bless your firm, young buns...
AMCrulz:
"I'll be seeing you, in your nightmares! Hah, hah, hah!"
BoredomBunny:
Dear, you're over reacting... a lotta kids these days throw balloons full of acid and you're gonna have to accept it!
BoredomBunny:
But Besides this, Welcome to Wonderland!
BoredomBunny:
PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF MICHAEL JACKSON MOLESTATION!
klutzka:
"This is Chopper 11, reporting live above 555 Elm street, where it appears two suspects are frying ants with a magnifying glass. Oh the humanity!"
jammer427:
Thing gets some rays.
fireyf:
Uh oh, this can't be good...
jammer427:
Before getting married and having a family, Jor-El was the baddest cop on Krypton
mutineer10:
Paris Hilton strikes back!
Joshua_the_samurai:
"Ewww... like, total gross-out n' stuff!"
KirkShatner:
"Um, Father, you do realize she's just a statue don't you?" "Give me a break kid, I've been celebate for 30 years. Even though she's stone she looks hot."
KirkShatner:
Geez, these cell phone contracts have gotten so much more complicated since they passed the law letting you take your number to a different carrier.
mutineer10:
"Strange place for a toilet... wonder where the paper is..."
Yeerkkiller:
Constipated? Don't take it out on your fellow man.
STAR_GATE:
Twenty-five dollars for a pizza ?? That's outrageous. That's outrageous. Send over a dozen, with extra doughnuts.
STAR_GATE:
But old lady, this book is utter filth!! Filth. Filth. Filth. I don't know what possessed me to write it. "With Love, to the Old Lady."