blaacksheep:
Was it all the turkey, or was it the SciFi programming? Or maybe it was a combination. It could have been the drugs...
MoeD8:
You like my mustache, dont ya?
KIPPAGE:
*Crrrackle* "It appears to be another V-Ger, sir. Is Captain Kirk available to come down here and look at it?"
KIPPAGE:
"See, I've taken the old pong game and replaced the ball with a picture of William Shatner... it should sell millions!"
TheRatfink:
"Okay men let's have no more dancing when I tell you to "Get Down" during an air strike!"
TheRatfink:
Secret photos of Michael Jackson's kitchen staff preparing Thanksgiving dinner.
Datazoid1701:
If Wal-Mart produced The Haunted Mansion.
Datazoid1701:
Stop! Identify yourself!... President Bush??!!... No way... Say "strategy"... Yep, That's The Prez...
452:
"You don't happen to have a tissue do ya?"
Datazoid1701:
For the Holidays, the rules have been relaxed. GITMO Detainees can now roast marshmallows in their cages.
Datazoid1701:
You have to be at least this tall to ride me.
Datazoid1701:
But I have to, I just have to throw stones!
Sociotard:
Meanwhile, at the Raspberry Kool-Aid powder explosion site...
Tin_God:
"My mind to your mind... my nose job to your nose job... our thoughts are none-- er... one. Our thoughts are ONE."
Tin_God:
"Is THAT where Father Murphy touched you, Sally?"
MoonMan:
Oops! Hair ball! *hack hack*
Tin_God:
Ironically enough, Ray Charles always insists on a window seat when he flies...
PowerpuffNita:
Samuel L. Jackson IS Osama Bin Laden!