Geist:
Tell me the barn was painted red and has faded to pink. Not even the Fab 5 would paint a barn pink!
KIPPAGE:
".... And if elected I will make sure that all eaves on all houses are up to code!"
Geist:
It's the Lidless Eye of Sauron! Run for the hills!
Nos4a2:
Damn kids toilet papered the SETI array again... but damned if I know where they got blood red tissue. Maybe I don't wanna know.
windsong27:
It's a little known fact that Madge Blugher was the protype for the bobble head doll.
Johnny_Ringo:
Finally suffering a breakdown after years of listening to Mulder, Scully appears as 'expert researcher' on UFO shows.
Smoker6:
Nope, still not Patrick Stewart. He does look French, though...
Itzart:
Malcolm McDowell and Dennis Rodman in "The Paris Hilton Story."
cappin_marvel:
I feel like a new man. Thanks Transgender Chopper Man!
SpookyTooth:
Coming next month in theaters: Son of Mecha-Streisand
SpookyTooth:
In other news, Louie Anderson spontaneously combusted today.
wd40:
What? Gotham is being threatened by the Penguin again? To the Batphone, Chief O'Hara!
wd40:
Archie was just a kind-hearted accountant before he met that firebrand Edith!
DuncanDisorderly:
"Woooooo!!! Honey, your breath smells like an un-washed ass!!"
DuncanDisorderly:
It's Wynona Ryder from Beetlejuice. Yeeeesshhhh!!
Yog_Sothoth:
"In the Navy, hm hm hm hm, in the Navy..."
Loodvig:
Giant waffle irons discoverd off the coast of Florida! Another sign of Atlantis?
Yog_Sothoth:
"The thingy on the other thingy is going boop-hiss again."