Datazoid1701:
Go into the light, go into the light... it is your time to go... send me a postcard...
KIPPAGE:
Night time on the bridge of the Enterprise NCC 1701
windsong27:
This place screammmmmms, make over! Looks like it was decorated by Martha Stewart after she ate some bad pudding.
KIPPAGE:
"Mr. Hasselhoff, can you get Pamela to come to church?"
windsong27:
*DING DONG* Dominoes! Sorry I'm late. "I ordered that pizza last Sunday, dang it."
windsong27:
David Hasselhoff or Chester the Chimp - you decide on FACT or FICTION!
Tommysdad:
"From the High Desert, and the great American Southwest..."
SenseiLeRoof:
"If my students do not get A's, the screams of the guilty will echo through the halls..."
Tommysdad:
"Hi, Billy Jean King here, along with Pepe LePeu for the Scifi Channel."
cyberpsycho:
Next on QVC... this commemerative plate and others like it can be yours for only $19.95!
Darkblade:
"Let's see, I just need a Sci-Fi creature and I'll win the Safari Scavanger Hunt. There it is!" (seconds before being killed by hordes of Sci-Fi creatures)
SovietFlask:
"Yes, it's down that hall and to the left, but we're out of TP, sorry."
Darkblade:
"You're out!" 'You kidding me, I'm safe!' "I said you were out, now get outta here!" 'I was safe!' "Out!" 'Safe times infinity!' "Danggit!"
Darkblade:
The truth of the Kennedy assassination!
YibbleGuy:
A rusted-out 1973 AMC Javelin with side flames? Is this a strange post-apocalyptic Australia... or just a typical backyard in Tennessee?
YibbleGuy:
The new "Angel Of Death" MasterCard.
Amon:
I'm not sure what he's carrying, but the flattened penis hanging over his shoulder is making me nervous...
jammer427:
Dave Matthews challenges the Gorn captain in this tepid remake of the classic "Trek" episode.