STAR_GATE:
Yes, Earthling, I'm a Gray.
Zoogicub:
"Pardon me, but do you have a dramedy television show I could play the father role on?"
Zoogicub:
"Soylent Green is made of... WHAT?!" "I found a hair... and I don't think it's 'head hair.'"
LakeSpeed:
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LakeSpeed:
"You let that friggin' candle go out and so help me..."
Tommysdad:
"Okay, you win, it's less filling. I still say it tastes great though."
looseygooseyman:
"Danm, I hate this 'Op-Art' clock! I can't ever tell what time it is!"
looseygooseyman:
"Yeah, I'm the wizard! But Dorothy, I thought you were supposed to be a girl!"
Zwiel17:
"And there goes the starting gun for the Ewok 100 metres!!"
Zwiel17:
Suddenly Tracy became suspicious of the pills she was taking when she felt an Adams apple...
Zwiel17:
Aliens show their love by belching at each other. Isn't true love great?
Plastic_Duck:
Michael Jackson regrets his latest surgery.
Datazoid1701:
Lawn Ornament of the pagan god Ghulijieeli. (Translation: Is it chilly in here or is it just me?)
FrankERottweiler:
Ah, just throw it back. It's too blonde.
LanzensteinMonster:
"SBD!" "You bastard!"
KingDeath:
"OK, I know all you cappers are just horny little geeks with 'blue balls' so... no peeking!"
CPFace:
"Heeeeeeeeeellooooooooooo..." "Look, for the last time, you can /not/ speak Whale!" "Hoooooooow aaaaaaaare yooooooou?" "That's it, you're on your own."
rogersbuck:
Family Incest... The Christmas Special