Veepa:
"She has a rare condition called dweebish husband."
peedee99:
Shelly, having only moments to spare, barely escapes the area as the semi-truck bears down on the powderkeg that is her Pinto.
Plastic_Duck:
I don't know which I love more: Acting, or heroin... Definately heroin.
Doctor_Hip:
If Dave had only eaten this way.
KIPPAGE:
Freebasing near an open flame is not recommended...
davey23:
Clutch! Use the freeking clutch... idiot!
davey23:
When Russian mail-order wives attack!
davey23:
"He tried to grab my ass again! Run away!"
davey23:
"Dude, where is my alien artifiact?"
Tsunade:
Rehearsals for the big finale number of "Stargate SG1: The Musical."
Sociotard:
What everyone sees when looking at a new baby (except its mother).
keyz88:
While watching reruns of Star Trek... the female enlisted officer is hypnotized by the Shat "smarm"...
EricWallace:
Spielberg was consulted for this shot
SenseiLeRoof:
"Yes, Mr. Thor, and when did you begin having these delusions of godhood?"
edeo:
Take my hand, I'm a stranger in paradise...
Mr_Grant:
Her passport bears stamps from Funkytown, Cleavagia and Slutvania.
Mr_Grant:
All he can think about is fireplace safety.
Datazoid1701:
It's Christman Eve, darling, don't you think we should put out the fire. I've been very very good this year...