NurseNoir:
Art Carney after the gender reassignment.
gleeb:
Damn kids and their sharpies! Picking on a sleeping man...
windsong27:
You put WHAT in those chocolate brownies?
windsong27:
Say KITT, did you ever wonder why we spend more time just driving around and less time actually developing a plot?
Accadia:
Right. Don't worry about the Napalm... erm cargo. Just drive it to the dock and give it to the Cuban guy. Oh, and you have to jiggle the gear stick to get it in 2nd.
looseygooseyman:
oO(Hmmm, I'll need to disguise my voice for this call. I'll pinch my nose!)Oo -- "Hi there baby, what are you wearing?"
Accadia:
I used to be able to make a cd player out of a garden rake and some chicken wire... Now at my age I'm lucky if I can get hard.
Accadia:
The Ike and Tina Turner Sitcom. Coming soon to CBS.
WaffleKing:
A Black Muslim eating a Denny's. He's going to be waiting for a looooooong time.
Jayati:
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, the later years...
joeylovebug:
You mean THE Grammy winning Christopher Franke?!?
Enterprise251:
Awwww, shit, I got laid off...
jazz_85:
Next on VH-1 classic: Pink Floyd's the "Dark Side of the Moon" video.
Datazoid1701:
Full contact Trading Spaces.
Datazoid1701:
Constantly confused by lamps.
Datazoid1701:
Come oooonn, rabbit! Pop out!
arono14:
"You know, I always thought Jerry had this special glow about him..." "Yeah, especially in his throat area."
KIPPAGE:
Ve vill keep feeding you anti-freeze intraveiniously unless you tell us vhere is de Moose and Squirrel!"