Darkblade:
"CHARGE!! Wait, where's the rest of our army?" 'We are the rest of the army, Ted.' "Oh, okay. Well, I suppose we CHARGE!!!"
greenknight6:
My newest statue is titled "The Constipated Man." What do you think?
smackdown:
"NO ONE expects the *Swedish* Inquisition!!!"
Darkblade:
(Herc): "Now whether you consider me a devil or a saint is unimportant right now." (gal): "Devil!"
iCrash20:
OK, this should crush the miniature heart.
bluedreams:
oOo I may just be a guy who opens and closes the castle gates but I am a buff one I am...
bluedreams:
In a parallel universe, a gay Robert Plant is elated over the recent Supreme Court sodomy ruling
bluedreams:
(music pumping) o O o Heh--I'm always the last guy standing at the disco. Oh well *dance*...
omdata:
Michael plans to shock his 15 year high school reunion
villain:
"I know my chest hair is sexy, but frankly, i just don't swing that way..."
Pumaman1138:
Sam Beckett leaps into David Hasselhoff: "Oh Boy..."
KingDeath:
"We are really gonna have to INSIST you see a therapist about you not wanting to use a sun visor in it proper way..."
KIPPAGE:
"Dammit Willis, what the hell are you talking about?"
KingDeath:
"Look I know it's crazy, but I swear if we overtake MTV's TRL we can hold Carson Daly hostage ON AIR and demand we get 'Headbangers Ball' back on!"
lilgeek66:
Stoic, cocky with just a hint of pensive... yeah, I think I can pull that off.
blitzkrieg1701:
*Sniff* *Sniff* "MOOOOOM!!! All thekids at school were making fun of me again!"
blitzkrieg1701:
After an hour of trying, our hero discovers that you can't play a stove like a turn table
mrdrysdale:
"Damn... (burp) I forgot I have to get home & read my grandson another one of them merlin books..."