_Megatron_:
Santa is TOO real. Take it back! TAKE IT BACK!!!
_Megatron_:
GOLLY, I look fine.
Stranger_X:
"Well I'm not telling the guys we forgot to pack the beer..."
Ech:
If I only had a gun for this high-power scope!
Stranger_X:
LORD OF THE RINGS: The Mini Series! Coming Soon!
Stranger_X:
There's never been a better time to visit Middle Earth. Come see what it's all about!
Toob:
For the glory of Rupert Murdoch!!!
BenSteinsCharisma:
Beaver Cleaver, you get down here this instant!
Halfmech:
It's too bad Amon's not here. This place could _use_ a sun god right about now.
Halfmech:
Bert the Chimney-Sweep has an allergy attack...
diVer:
And searching inside the cave, we realize that all our lights have been extinguished. Back to you... D-D-D-ave is that you? Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Sodom_Whosane:
So, this is where all of Michael Jackson's blackness went
keyz88:
You know... Black Entertainment Television it ISN'T...
GHOSTDOG:
Well... I did win the wet t-shirt contest... they may be small, but they're perky!
bluedreams:
A bush moving at 45 MPH... hmm... no, nothing suspicious about that...
bluedreams:
[US military propaganda poster] {Freeing Them Iraqis One Bullet To The Skull At A Time}
bluedreams:
"Isn't my daughter Soon Yi so graceful? My husband and I just *love* to have her in our 3-ways!"
Krycek99:
Suzanne has been giving out free blow-jobs for so long, that her jaw just locked into that position one day.