anti_hero:
"A happy workplace makes for a happy worker. Notice the happy faces I put on all the file drawers?"
anti_hero:
The Twilight Zone musical. "o/ how could I have known he was an alien spy / from a pararlel universe in the skyyyy o/"
anti_hero:
.oO(Uh-oh, better turn this cushion over)
anti_hero:
"o/ are you a robot or a fucking ghost // maybe we are both food to go with some giant's toast o/"
anti_hero:
"I'll be the judge of that" *honk honk* *BAM KAPOW*
Amon:
It's great to be home again...
cambria36:
Bear Bryant admits, "I'm still dead."
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Margaret, I'd like you to meet my father. Dad, this is my girlfriend Margaret." "Does she swallow?" "DAD!" "He likes it when you swallow."
anti_hero:
"OK boys, we know there's gonna be some crazy twist coming our way in a few minutes. Lets put our gamefaces on and show em' what we're made of!"
Ketchemall:
Hmmm. Fine figure. Nice hair.
Ketchemall:
"Echo?" [pause] "Echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo"
TMBG:
Wow a new record in mirror breaking, only 2 seconds this time. Man am I ugly...
TMBG:
Joe had an idea, it wasn't a very bright idea, but it was something.
TMBG:
Is this your boy? I caught him selling newspapers from last week!
AbortionIsMurder:
"Darnit!!! I broke my glasses! Now I can't read anything! Oh well, at least I'll have a clean butt for a long time!"
AbortionIsMurder:
Here ve see a ping-pong ball engaged in a life or death struggle vith a paddle! Ze paddle, enraged by ze ping-pong ball, attempts to whack its little opponent!
HalfMech:
'bout then, dem Duke boys showed up.
KirkShatner:
Auntie Em, I had the strangest dream...