GoodKingWencesLood:
"Hmmm... Hey, do you think a gerbil will fit in this tube? For a habitrail, I mean..."
O_Torgonebaum:
You're not 6 degrees separated from me. Spread out.
Purrisa:
"It's only a flesh wound."
Purrisa:
Who says video games don't rot your brain?
banenothos:
I told you we should install the screen door from the other side, but no...
AgentQ:
"Just one question, sir. Who made Pat Sajak a colonel?" "Oh yeah? Well who made Garrett Morris an intelligence officer?" "Fuck you!" "Fuck you twice!"
AgentQ:
"But sir, the report states-" "Ah-ah-ah! Lieutenant Hat has the floor. What's that, Lt. Hat? There's too many Cubans? Well, we'll see about that, won't we!"
DN3:
This is SUCH a Star Wars rip off!
Bugnost:
John Goodman is... The Next Karate Kid.
Beedo:
Sing that song about hearing it through the grapevine again!
OldSaintAtomik:
Ebenezer Londo, I am the ghost of Cocktail Parties past, can you spare a bottle?
Beedo:
When Garibaldi asked if we wanted to see "Li'l Garibaldi," I thought he meant something COMPLETELY different.
RodRocket:
Brett Butler IS Abigail Adams!
RodRocket:
o/` "Midnight at the oasis..." o/`
JingleHo:
"Yes, Paul Attreides. We have many such caches of Cool Mint Listerine, spread througout Arrakis."
RodRocket:
We now return to Akira Kurasawa's "DUNE"
JingleHo:
"And your Delta Tau Chi name will be... Pinto." "Why Pinto?" "WHY NOT?!?"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"Trick or treat!" My, what scary costumes, a tomato shaped pincushion and Cher!