Mr_Grant:
Why first cousins aren’t allowed to marry.
Sivle:
"Me Tarzan, you Talia!"
Mr_Grant:
--Hey, David Soul! I TOLD you you can’t sleep here! There’s a shelter down the street! --Sorry officer.
granny_servo:
The Post-McCarthey Afterglow
granny_servo:
"I WILL make BERNIE'S III, with or without Jonathan Silverman!"
TVsQuinn:
stick em up
Buffoon:
"L-A-Y-E-D!!!! Not L-E-I-E-D!!!! DAMMIT!!!"
HelenAHandbasket:
Oh no! It's the Gorebot2000! *You will recount until I win, goddammit!*
HelenAHandbasket:
"Try my new Orec 8-ton vacuum cleaner risk-free for thirty days!"
YibbleGuy:
While Fran Lebovitz types out her next column for Andy Warhol's Interview, R2D2 receives oral sex from an Electrolux.
Professor_Utonium:
Chief Model Maker doesn't sound very Native American to me.
Sierralad:
Yes! She finally croaked! Inheritance, here I come! YAHOO!
Mr_Grant:
Quentin Tarentino’s "Reservoir Dorks"
LeviGuy:
If I flap fast enough I am sure I can fly...
LeviGuy:
Here is my impression of a penis...
Zalla:
Like my fake mustache?
LeviGuy:
Hey, did Bill Clinton give you this cigar???
YingYang:
Heaving cleavage? You're soaking in it!