12561113094:
Elephant Man hasn't aged well.
Boba420:
OK, Jerry, just smile and pretend you were never in "Mission to Mars," and everything'll be OK.
Mr_Grant:
Always be sure the breaker is Off before rewiring an outlet.
screaming_fist:
o/~ "She's a Dancing Queen. Feel the beat, only two left feet." o/~
JohnSteed:
"Ooooooooo! Ask me about my favorite scary movie again! That's so sexy!" (When a slasher accidentally dials a phone sex number)
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
"No, this isn't the Nostromo. So that means NO UNDERWEAR SHOTS of me! Got it?!"
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
"I don't care if you ARE TV's Frank, soldier! Drop and give me twenty!"
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
"Are they still out there?" "Yes, we need more things to block the door. And hurry!" "God, I hate Halloween..."
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
"Day seventeen. The crew keeps hounding me to show them my underwear. Must control rage, MUST control. Must only kill one at a time, or they'll get suspicious."
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
"You're right, honey. This vibrator is fun! Listen to my voice!"
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
"Look, Do you want the free credit report or don't you? I have hundreds of other people to annoy tonight..."
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
"Look, sir. I've been on the phone with you for twenty minutes now. Are you going to take the credit report?" "I'm not sure. Tell me about it one more time."
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
"Has anyone seen my Pips? I lost them years ago, and I miss playing with them."
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
I think it's time to get the boy a bigger bubble...
Gemx:
So Mr. round metal thing, what do you think of my shirt?
Amon:
Yeah. He did it.
Fisk:
"Uh-Oh, Tie Fighters..."
Xexus:
"Of course it's a long phone cord, it's a long distance call!"