Amon:
"I didn't want to be tucked in with stone slabs!"
ThickMcRunFast:
"Do you have a Professor Spooner on board?"
IMissMST3K:
It's moments like these, when we can sit back, relax and let our minds wander... WOOOHOOO!! Yeah, baby - go baby GO!!
Amon:
And thus the Galactica entered the black void, in search of the legendary city of Eden, on the fabled planet of Kobalt.
144b:
To Widget.
sassysally:
"Ooooh! Grandpa got us a new lady to play with!" "Dibs on the earlobe!" "I get the left breast!"
Agent_Moldy:
.oO{Oh geez, I asked for the Mark Hamill, not the Dorothy Hamill!}
Xebek:
*sniff* I was just taking mister hamster for a swim... I didn't know that he didn't know how...
spooky22:
Will the other tattoo hurt as much as this one did?
Humoriste:
Ooooh! That tattoo didn't hurt at all!
Amon:
"I'm dying, my love..." "Man, that sucks. Say, where's the remote?"
Humoriste:
Isn't it a little, er, early for this?
DavidVader:
"mmm - I had the worst nightmare. I was taken away to prison but was rescued by 2 bad actors and a walking carpet..."
BuckFifty:
Ted's dream of becoming the world's highest paid lap dancer came to a tragic end when a slipped disc sidelined him
Agent_Moldy:
"Hi, I'm Starbuck. Go ahead and drink me in."
Amon:
"Look! It's Richard Hatch! Can you get us Lorne Greene's autograph?"
Humoriste:
We'll have to cook, clean, and do our own laundry from now on!
ThickMcRunFast:
Don't worry, we'll all be rich and famous after The Partridge Family