spooky22:
Apollo gets his own talk show.
easy_street:
"STRATEEEEEEGOOOOO!! Man, I've always wanted to do that."
easy_street:
Ricardo Montalban and Jerry Van Dyke get into a fight, on the next Springer
spooky22:
Hayley Mills makes a guest appearance.
claimdude:
Inflatable women of the future almost look real...
easy_street:
Boy George is Madeline Kahn as Roger Daltry as Tommy in... ah who cares.
IMissMST3K:
Good Humor Man... OF THE FUTURE!!!
torgo00:
Tim Conway takes a nap.
easy_street:
Galactica saved the whales by beaming them up
spooky22:
A man of color.
easy_street:
"Lorne sank my battleship!"
Meldrick:
"Alright, there will be no invasions, tortures, or coups until I find out who took my danish!"
jaburt:
"It used to be this big around!"
Amon:
"If you're not going to fill the auditorium, I'm not speaking! And that's final!"
easy_street:
"Awww, the world's biggest birthday cake. You shouldn't have. Oh, and it says to the Universe's Greatest Dictator... *sniff* I love you guys."
torgo00:
"It's called a Lite Brite, see, you stick in the pegs and it makes a clown face."
spooky22:
Battleship Galactica convention 2000!
JohnSteed:
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DEITER MOVIE WAS CANCELLED?!" *David Hasselhof struggles to pick up the broken pieces of his career*