claimdude:
"Don't worry... some men like chicks flat as a pancake!"
Occupant:
I'd love to do it with you, but as you can see from my attire, I'm a virgin.
Amon:
"Oh yeah, tree. That's the spot! Keep scratching!"
spooky22:
I just wanna dirty dance with you, Apollo!
claimdude:
'Take me, Harry! I'm ovulating RIGHT NOW!!!' "Check please!!!!!"
Meldrick:
"In case of emergency, break glass for Ron Goulet?"
Amon:
"I happen to like dying my suits in Easter egg dye!"
screaming_fist:
Richard Dreyfuss in Mr. Holland's Anus
Lakitu7:
Did you clean your room young man?
Occupant:
"That's CAPTAIN Kangaroo to you, Green Jeans!" "They call me MISTER Green Jeans!"
Amon:
Quit messing with the film, would ya?
screaming_fist:
Apollo's daring escape through the Russian oil pipeline.
claimdude:
As ET grew older, he found his finger light to be very useful when camping on Centauri 5...
clover:
*sigh* ha... ha... very funny guys. Now could you stop shining that light in my ear?
Meldrick:
Much like his turtle counterpart, the Snapping Starship uses a bright light to lure it's unsuspecting meals.
claimdude:
He knew it was irrational, but Bill had to put a stop to the nightcrawler search in his front yard...
Amon:
Now they switched us over to Working Girl?
claimdude:
"Well, if you think I look funny in a tie, I guess you don't want to know that I'm wearing boxer shorts under this..."