TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Ya ever leave the Galactica on a milk run and think about just not comin' back?
Ricardo_Amon_talban:
Commander Adama is a very aggressive fish, so he had to be seperated from the community fish.
TitanBoy:
Umm, you can believe in Jesus, you can believe man evolved from apes, but for God's sakes, don't combine the two!
Mystic_Cobra:
"Hey Phil... I don't remember DEATH being on the list." "Your wife is cooking." "Oh yeah...??"
sabcat:
"In dog years, I'm over 300 years old!"
spooky22:
Do we get overtime for these marathon days?
Xebek:
They were all drawn to his forehead bug zapper... the plan was working perfectly.
sabcat:
Jesus is not very good at limbo.
spooky22:
You too can study for a better future...
TitanBoy:
Ha ha, yes the women! You see Ted, we give them etch-a-sketches with a little tan cover, they think they're men now!
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Geico 24 hour customer service switches to decaf
Xebek:
Take his legs off at the knees and Lorne Greene makes a great Yoda!
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
And the only seat left is at the back of the ship. Coincidence?!
spooky22:
Yeah, that surgeon general, he's a kill!
sabcat:
"This is a jump-in round. Hit the buzzer as soon as you know the answer."
Amon:
"I am a Zone Trooper Commander! How dare you question my orders! You are nothing but a ZIT!"
screaming_fist:
"Und das Space Gestapo gets und extra shipment of cigarettes, yes?"
Xebek:
A member of the dreaded Nerf Militia!