"Commercials Page 9 (1999)"






RIZZZ:
It's the restless spirit of the Hawaiin Punch guy in the background there, for those of you playing along at home.


Amon:
"We predict there will be a mass decline in viewership of the Sci Fi Channel next year."


Lu_Bu:
You know how to blow, don't you? You just put your lips together and whistle. (That doesn't sound right...)


Lu_Bu:
Buy here! All your friends do! So you better do it, too, or nobody will want to be your freind! (Pier Pressure)


Music4me:
I didn't know that San Diego was a non-profit city!


JerryHodgson:
REAL WHAT?


The_Gray_Zombie:
In search for the one armed aliens, Dr. Richard Kimbal visits the home of the Six Million Dollar Man's Bigfoot.


Torgone:
Scott Steiner - -the early years.


Amon_OfA1000Handles:
Fuck THAT! I'm not taking on Microsoft!


Lu_Bu:
"I'm gonna Fed-Ex this to Mom."


Torgone:
I'd like to have a drink with you guys, but I can't. I'm a miner.


The_Gray_Zombie:
That's right. HIV not detected, so go ahead kids. Screw to your hearts content.


SpydieGirl:
If indecisive not social debut?


Short_Round:
If everyone not stool da but?


Fwank:
That's the fastest damn caterpillar I have ever seen.


Klatuu:
If it were AUTO repair, it would do it itself, wouldn't it?


Loodvig:
Yeah, and why do they keep showing their fucking commercials????


Amon:
She's dreaming up new marshmallow shapes for Lucky Charms.



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