TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Dude! I told you watching "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" on acid was a good idea
Vendebar:
"NurseNoir, I don't want any more high level x-rays, please.':("
TGoodchild:
"No, I don't have ESP. It's CSP. Counter sensory Perception - Sometimes I see things that are the opposite of reality. Pretty annoying, really."
animebabe:
Tiptoe through the Pussywillows?? I see why they chose tulips instead.
Lu_Bu:
What's the new dance sweeping "The Macarena" off to the side?
castewar:
Conclusive evidence of the existance of the Loch Ness Monster.
Lu_Bu:
The new "White People Channel." All white, all the time.
Xigeous:
And I'm still accepting. Problem?
AngryJeff:
Who says kids need computers these days? Give a kid a piece of red string, and he'll amuse himself for hours!
Tonya_Harding:
Hare's looking at you, kid!
Lu_Bu:
...We're NOT professionals! PSYCH!!!
Amon:
Boo Boo realized too late that he shouldn't have signed up for the "Got Milk" campaign...
Generik:
Jim Henson's Cocaine Babies.
Amon_ster:
If you're already pert, use Pert Plus. Even YOU won't want to be around you!
animebabe:
"AAAHHHH!!!! IT'S Amon_ster!!! AAHHHH RUN!!!!!"
402:
Tonight, on Really Bad Letterbox Theatre...
Amon:
Cheese Heads... blocks of cheese... "Block Heads"?
Lu_Bu:
Put her kid up for adoption.