"Commercials Page 21 (1999)"






SoundGuy4U:
"Don't you hate it when 9:05am seems to last for a long time?"


TGoodchild:
"Honey, are those nasty people still making fun of you?" "Shhh! Don't move, Ted! They may just go away!"


quickdraw:
"Well, honey, so far, 9:05 has lasted a lot longer than you did last night!"


NickRoberts:
She starts slowly- gently kissing the tip of the text as it rises up the screen...


YingYang:
Pong makes a return after Y2K... Mark my words...


Geier:
Oh, uh, sorry. Those were some REALLY great caps, and... uhm, I'll just go get a towel...


YingYang:
"You know what you have to do..." "Yes... They will all pay for laughing at me..."


IH8Trek:
By the look on her face, it seems as if that is a "steal me" Elmo.


animebabe:
"I am TOO a pretty ballerina! My mom said so!"


TravisBickle:
"Keep nibbling and get to the prize in the center, kids." "Wow, cyanide! Thanks, mo- *THUD*"


Lu_Bu:
Charlie the Tuna puttin' the moves on a hairbrush?


JediClone:
SciFi's ads have been damn clever lately! And that scares the living hell out of me.


big_red:
You don't even have to be home while we 'evaluate'.


deadusaD:
*Boing* *Boing* "That's it!! No more red Kool-Aid for you!!"


Generik:
...Or don't call at all and save 100% Easy enough, isn't it?


Generik:
Light a virgin blood candle for your little ones tonight... The Dark One will be SOOO pleased!


Revive:
"Put down the chalupa!"


GrrrrsonK:
There's no reason one of the most expensive things you ever buy has to be your funeral.



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