Tonya_Harding:
Looks like it's curtains for him!
SpydieGirl:
Alcohol, used as directed, provides...
needhandle:
Next on a very special Allie McBeal, Allie does Slimfast shooters with Dexatrim
LMAO:
The only thing NOT inside of hot dogs!
empressv:
Well... if we're slammin' Stoli's, I *own* that candy bar!
HanoverF:
Looks like Wolverine's about to shred Nightcrawlers Hot Wheel collection....
Matteus:
I'm rather spacious, ain't I!
animebabe:
"Are you naturally blonde? Sure! We all are! But you can HIDE your blonde with NEW 'I'm not blonde I just act that way!' hair color!"
Occupant:
Further proof that they've run out of titles for Bond movies
The_Unknown_Capper:
That's the last time I hire a Liliputian landscaper...
sumyoungcyber:
Uh-oh! Firefly power surge!
Lu_Bu:
If April showers bring May flowers, do Dark Skies bring mayflies?
402:
Oh, yeah, like if you leave off the first "s" you'll get the wrong number.
chocolatequeen:
Are they being questioned about illegal campaign contributions?
Amon:
"THAT'll teach you for taking my Juicy-Juice!"
Xigeous:
"Fork you, Mr. Bill!" ... "Oh... Oh... NOOOOOOOO!"
Amon:
Servo and Crow get their revenge on the whole Gumby clan.
Daleman:
No! Those pads go on the *inside*!