"Commercials Page 17 (1999)"






ROBOTCROWT:
doo be doo be do. Strangers in the night, exchanging glances... doo be doo be do. Wondering in the night if there were chances.


144b:
All I want is for there to be a Girls of Farscape issue of Playboy.


jondapicam:
So does garlic!


Amon:
You're seeing more tigers in this shot than are left alive in the wild.


LtDax:
Geri Haliwell: Ex-Spice Girl. UN missionary. Solo pop artist. Allergy sufferer?


Dairai:
Sorry, no need to pray to the porcelain alter for over a month now...


Meldrick:
Every Halloween, the Lady of the Lake would give out giant Herhey's kisses. Unfortunately, they were white chocolate.


Dairai:
"Rather put me in the kitchen than the bathroom? Hey, I'm okay with that..."


Chebwa:
But, I swear, that last drop is somethin' awful.


GersonK:
Although in the case of the SFC, it's only Petit Larceny


YibbleGuy:
David Lynch's "The Animal Cracker."


HRPuffenstuff:
"...for when your crap clogs up the toilet, you big ape!"


Dairai:
On the bright side, I may be dead by that age...


rickubis:
Uh oh. Mom was right. I think the goldfish is dying.


144b:
þ?¥©©¾¼½ðº¬¥¥®ð¢³?¾µ¬¾þ½¾®?¥!!! Translation: What in the hell is a pound sign?


402:
Dark... mysterious... kinda funny... introducing Calvin Klein's SFC


Amon:
"I don't care IF your girlfriend is in my class! Kindergartners need their nap time!"


GlitterRock:
Ah ... the original 1952 version of BARB WIRE!



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